Every day at the crack of dawn my flawless iPhone is there to wake me.

Each afternoon my flawless iPhone reminds me to make some tea.

All day long my flawless iPhone fills me with joy.

Every day there is some to tell me that my flawless iPhone is just a toy.

Every detail of my flawless iPhone is seamless.

The things my flawless iPhone can do are endless.

For all the things I do my flawless iPhone is my helper.

All my friends tellme that i should just sell her.

My flawless iPhone life has haters.

But to me, none of that matters.