Mary said to Betty Lou

I love you dear with all my heart.

And Betty Lou then said to Mary

We should ne’er be far apart.

So they held hands and skipped along

Right up to the holy place.

Mary cooed love to the priest,

But he slammed big doors in her face.

Dropping love petals as they walked,

They left the church and skipped some more.

Of life together they did talk,

But every plea met slamming door.