Egg
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Humpty Dumpty fell.
Off a wall.
He's an egg.
He cracked.
Broke.
He probably broke inside, too.
And he smiled.
He couldn't get fixed.
He got fixed a bit on the outside, though.
Humpty sat on a wall
Humpty had a great fall
He had a big ass
So when he fell on the grass
This brought laughter to all.
Cadbury eggs at 1 AM
How much lower could you be?
I know that it does not mean much
But it could be two or three?
Besides don’t I deserve this?
For waking up before it was 2
Oh my dear egg, I have to be clear,
I’m not very happy with you,
When in my face,
You decide to stick your rear.
A cat with flair,
bum nuts are my true spiritual calling
bum nuts love and appreciate me
bum nuts make me want to slap fish
but only when im horny
bum nuts please me
Humpty Dumpty
was never an egg
Humpty Dumpty
made people beg
Humpty Dumpty
sat on the throne
Humpty Dumpty
had never atoned
All the starved horses
and all the starved men
