Poems from edjohannes
Australian actor Mel
Phoned his wife to give her hell.
Unknown to Gibson she recorded his rant
And we all got to hear his unholy chant.
George W. Bush
Served in the National Guard on his tush.
Chosen Presidential puppet by Chaney
Because he was not so brainy.
The one-percenter Donald Trump
Announced presidential aspirations with hair in a clump.
Ironic Neil Young song played on
While he looked...
Senator Ted Cruz,
A Presidential candidate we hope can only lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch.
Richard Boone
Presented Paladin cards under an ominous tune.
First gunslinger so erudite
In circumstances likely to explode like cordite.