Poems from Doctor Bristle
J.J. Wikipowski, born in the United States in Dallas, Texas, January 14, 1992, is a prominent, politically active young man diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome in 2012. He has been passionate about politics even in November 2008, when he ran for his high school's office of the presidency on a wide variety of issues. He graduated from a community college in 2014 with an Associate's of Arts in General Education and later graduated from a public university in 2017 with a Bachelor's of Arts in Interdisciplinary Studies. If he had been elected President, he would have been the second president who has autism after Thomas Jefferson.
A hunter named Elmer Fudd
Was clobbered by the fat stud.
He grabbed a firearm
To cause him great harm.
But turned out to be a dud.
I met a lady named Rose
Whose grace paints her lovely pose.
However, one day,
To my own dismay,
I caught her picking her nose.
A President in a funk
Whose once broad support, now shrunk.
All the voters now
Prefer cash for cow.
His career ends with a clunk.
Barack Obama
Pressing munchies on the poor
Feeding off us all.
Nations that grow weeds
Fall, but buds grow back again,
And they bloom once more.