Cummy yummy drummy sunny
Fucky yucky sucky lucky
Ducky plucky hickey bucky
Said the walrus
And the train went choo choo choo
And the bottlewhistle went woo woo woo
And the lava lamp went goo goo goo
And my rectum went boo hoo hoo
When I got anally penetrated by a penguin dressed as Barak Obama's transgender nephew's second cousin's wife's sister's daughter's boss' CEO... and his name was Tronald Dump.
Now THERE'S a motherfucking story...


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