Once upon a time there was a wolf named Larry

but no one knew his name was Larry,

not even his mother or his cup of butter

Larry was down with a case of the blues

so he decided to cause mayhem to all around him

so someone would be able to call him by name

He knocked down the houses of two pigs with his breath

but was unable to blow down one with a house made of bricks

Then he went to steal a basket of goodies sent to grandma,

but was beaten senselessly by a girl with a hood and a hammer

Larry was hurt by his lack of pride

but his failure left him with less than an applause

as it earned him the title of cat with no claws