Weehawken
Dawn breaks
And the Hudson is clear
Two colonels, two pistols
And two hearts beat with fear
Despite this fact,
The first kept chin in the air
But circumspect by nature
Taking chance did he ne’er
Meanwhile his opponent
Abrasive indeed
Was hasty by nature
ev’ry second wrote he
But oh, unfortunate fate!
Of what did follow next
For wrote the scrivener at morn
“This craven shan’t shoot for vex!”
But to the scribe’s defensive nature
Such a hesitant creature assumed
“The man shall shoot to kill me,
His character indicates presume”
But little did he know
Of the young writer’s head
His pistol raised to the heavens
Would he soon drop dead
Indeed did this fate endure
For funny does seem
How little one knows a man
Till he becomes your enemy