Is a typewriter something I need?

If not, then why am I spending time looking for the perfect one.

Why- cause I will look great using it on the street decked out in a hat of tweed.

I see these buskers working the streets as poets.

I want to join the cool kid street poet club.

Pounding out rhymes like the professions pirates.

The typing machine must be a required tool.

I don't see any street poets using a BIC.

So I need to buy a typewriter so I don't look the fool.