The True Meaning of Christmas
The true meaning of Christmas is that it's a pagan holiday;
Here are other things about Christmas that I'll say.
Christmas is about bringing out your inner pagan, as you can see;
This pagan holiday was first celebrated in the 4th century.
The mistletoe is a powerful symbol of paganism, which is true;
Christmas occurs every year, so it's not new.
The Christmas trees signal the "return of life" and "light;"
This is a pagan custom and what I'm saying is right.
Jesus Christ, who was a prophet and a Muslim, was born on 4 BC;
He wasn't born on Dec. 25 and I'm speaking honestly.
Since Christ wasn't born on Dec. 25, then Christmas shouldn't exist;
My poem will probably get a lot of people pissed.
The true meaning of Christmas is that it's a pagan holiday and here's something else that I'll tell;
Whoever dislikes my poem can go straight to hell.