I guess with three stories

(mine, hers, and the real)

you get to live a triple life.

Hanging with me and our friends?

Better off to be working

or fucking.

Hanging out with her?

Fuck you'd best get an alibi

so I don't feel left out.

Is she really so damaged

that you can't have friends

she doesn't approve of?

As per usual, 

you enable

enable

enable.

Good for you.