Don’t you hate when you play the therapist
“Help me with this…”
“What do for this…”
“How do I do this…”
“Don’t leave me…” 

Fine
I’ll help you
I’ll tell you what to do
I’ll tell you how to do it
I won’t leave you

But you aren’t going to help me
You won’t tell me what to do
You won’t tell me how to do it
And you’re already leaving me