A supervillain named the Tarantula is terrorizing the fans of President Donald Trump;

The Tarantula is a jerk and a chump.

When Peter Parker finds out what the Tarantula is doing, he changes into Spider-Man, which is swell;

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Spider-Man swings through the air, searching for the Tarantula, which is true;

Finding the Tarantula is what Spider-Man would do.

When the Tarantula sees Spider-Man, he tries to attack the hero, as you can see;

With his spider-sense, Spidey avoids being attacked by the villain and I'm speaking honestly.

Spidey spins a web on the Tarantula and knocks out the villain with a kick;

The Tarantula is also a prick.

President Trump's fans thank Spidey for saving them from the evil fool;

Spidey will always be cool.

Spidey calls the police, so they can arrest the Tarantula, which is smart;

The Tarantula is a master of the martial arts.

When the police arrive to arrest the Tarantula, Spider-Man swings away;

The Tarantula is going to prison and that's all I have to say.