I play basketball.

I'm probably the worst overall.

I ride the bench,

because I stink... like a bad stench!

I can write a decent poem,

but the court isn't my home.

I don't live up to the name on my jersey,

my coaches have no mercy.

I come to the games to cheer,

and through the insults I perservere...

but I think as far as basketball goes,

I'm worse than everyone we oppose!