A supervillain team called the Super Drama Queens have kidnapped the Daily Bugle secretary, Glory Grant, and I'll tell you why;

They want to turn Grant into a Super Drama Queen and that's no lie.

 

When Peter Parker finds out what the Super Drama Queens have done, he changes into Spider-Man and searches for their lair, which is true;

Using his spider-sense to find the Super Drama Queens' lair is what Spider-Man would do.

 

When Spidey finds the villains' lair, he breaks in;

The Super Drama Queens are full of sin.

 

Spidey crawls on the ceiling to avoid being seen;

The Super Drama Queens are really mean.

 

When Spidey sees the Super Drama Queens and jumps down, the ugly bitches see the hero;

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Spider-Man battles the Super Drama Queens so he can save Grant, as you can see;

Spider-Man spins a web on the first Drama Queen's weave and snatches it off her head immediately.

 

Spider-Man knocks out the first Drama Queen by kicking her in the face;

The Super Drama Queens are a disgrace to the human race.

 

The second Drama Queen uses her pussy to try to bleed on Spidey, which is nasty as can be;

Spidey avoids being bled on and webs up the second Drama Queen quickly.

 

The third Drama Queen tries to kill Spider-Man by passing gas;

When Spidey avoids being farted on, he webs up the third Drama Queen and knocks her on her ass.

 

The fourth Drama Queen uses her bad breath to try to kill Spider-Man;

Spidey webs up the fourth Drama Queen's mouth and punches her in the face as fast as he can.

 

Spider-Man frees Grant and calls the cops;

The Super Drama Queens are also full of slop.

 

When the police arrive to arrest the Super Drama Queens, Spider-Man swings away;

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has saved the day.