Ughh…another early morning in class

Wish I could tell my teacher that I have gas

Or that I didn’t read the chapters so I probably won’t pass

And how I wish I could make the clock on the wall tick fast

 

Oh and by the way, a dragon ate my homework.

If I get an F please don’t hate me if I curse

Am I against dress code? The dragon ate all my good shirts

And we have a test? I need to go to the nurse.

 

Wish I could tell my teacher that I want to clear it.

And if you’re a guy teacher, I’m probably cranky about my period

And about that test? Can we make it less serious?

Maybe a quiz, because when it comes to tests I fear it

 

And do we always have to sit at our desks?

My butt is getting flat; can we give it a rest?

Maybe little breaks to give time to stretch

And the homework, can you make that less?

 

I know we’re not in kindergarten but can we bring back Nap Time?

And why is school so boring? It makes me want to hide.

And the air conditioner, why is it so high!

And why the long lectures? Is there another way you can find?

 

And school is so early. I don’t mean to complain.

The sun just rose and I can barely use my brain.

Again with homework, why do you give it EVERYDAY?

Read 3 chapters for homework? No homework YAY!

 

There’s a lot I want to say but in the end teachers are a blessing

Although they’re the reason why I’m always stressing

You give me make up tests because I’m always guessing

But because of you I’m going to graduate because you’re always checking.