Stumped, stoopified, bored, and drawing a blank,

is that really waht the day's events have led me to?

They ask me what is on my mind and honestly I don;t have a clue!

What do you expect, what should I think,

 when I am stumped, stoopified, bored and drawing a blank.

And so I shall repeat it time and time again,

It will be the song of my life until the end,

And after telling you this your heart will have sank, 

For I am certain that you'd rather not hear how I am 

Stumped, Stoopified, bored and Drawing a blank.

Isn't it miraculous how these wordy s have ended up  on my page,

Like my brain has escapped from a cage.

These words that have been said will become so valuable they'll need to be locked in a bank.

For I am no longer 

Stumped, Stoopified, Bored, and Drawing a Blank.