SPAM POETRY FROM DELUSIVE SUDAN

Alexander  K  Opicho

(Eldoret,Kenya;aopicho@yahoo.com)

 

 

Dear Beloved potential victim to my foul intentions,
How are you today and your family, I covet it most

 I am a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina Faso.

 My name is Miss Ngara Deng,24years old daughter of the richest Sudanese

My wealth in prankstery is spilling over the tumbler of truth,

 

 We originated from Sudan the confused kingdom of penchant tribalism

 I got your E-mail address/profile through my justifiable slyness
in the internet search from your country of prank victims,

In the national chamber of commercial fraudulence,

 When I was searching for a good and trust worthy person

 Who will be my friend  even I con him to the apex of my efforts,

 

And I believe that it is better we get to know each other

 Better and trust each other so that I determine your degree of folly

 Because I believe any good relationship depends on your callousness

Will only last if it is built on truth and real love of I frauding you,

My father Dr. Dominic Dim who gave birth to me

A universal queen of fraud an pranking
He was the former Minister for SPLA  contraband Affairs

And Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir in regard to tribalism,

 As the main virtue of South Sudan.

My father Dr. Dominic Dim Deng, blessed be his name

And my mother including other top Military officers

And top government officials in this game of ours,

 Had been on board when the plane crashed

 On Friday May 02, 2008. May be Museven Knows

After the burial of my father, all pranks were there,

 My uncles conspired and sold my father’s properties

 To a Chinese expatriate and live nothing for me.

One faithful morning, gave a twist of fate;

 I opened my father’s briefcase and found out the false documents,

 Which he have deposited huge amount of fake money in one bank

 In Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin in prankster,

 I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money

 so that I can start a better prank life and take care of wiles.


On my arrival, full in arms as you know am a liar

 The Branch manager of the Bank, a Burkinabe

Whom I met in person and desire he was my prey,

 Told me that my father’s instruction, vicious ones

 To the bank was the money is released to me ,

Only when I am married or present a sexual s trustee

 Who will help me and invest the money conning guys overseas

 I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and ploys.

 I believe that you will not betray my trust.
 

But rather take me as your own sister in crime

 Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself

 to you without knowing you to be good in pranking,

 Well, I will say that my mind of a thief convinced me

 That you are the true foolish person to steal from.

More so, I will like to disclose much to your folly

 if you can help me to cheat the police  by hiding in your country

 Because my uncle has threatened to counter prank me,

 The amount is $8.4 Million and I have confirmed

 From the bank in Burkina Faso that am only lying,

 You will also help me to place the money in heavenly treasure

 In a more profitable swashbuckling venture in your Country

 However, you will help by recommending to me

A nice University in your country from when I get a diploma

In thieving and frauding,

 So that I can complete my studies in this marketable field


it is my intention to dupe you properly

As you get trapped in my rackets;

 The balance shall be my capital

 In your illusive establishment

 As soon as I receive your interest in helping me,

 I will put things into action immediately

 In the light of the above of the nonsense

I shall appreciate an urgent message from you

 Indicating your ability not to sense a lie
and willingness to handle this transaction in foolish sincerity.

Please do keep this only to yourself as it is fortunes fool

 You should contact with my prank email ID below;

 missngarad@gmail.com
Sincerely yours,
Miss Ngara DENG

 

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