Once upon a time
In forest, far away
A young, forgotten princess;
In tupperware, she lay.
Her prince came riding up
Saw princess fast asleep
The dwarves in their sevenfold lineup
Protecting her from creeps.
He leant down to kiss her,
That man, he almost slips
Falling on her dress of fur
He targeted her lips.
He finally makes contact
Miss. Snow is wide awake
“I feel a bit attacked..” She says
“Was that kiss your’s to take?”
Snow calls seven dwarves to her
They put their glasses on
They pull out folders to infer
And start their research marathon
“I’m suing you for that assault.
I did not want that kiss.
I’m sorry but it’s not my fault
That now I feel amiss.”
The dwarves defended Snow
Like she was their daughter
The defendant was their foe
And they could not have fought harder.
Judge and Jury thought long and hard
Considering the charge
Snow White’s lawyers pulled every card
Their defense was by and large.
In the end he was convicted
Of that very serious crime.
The original story depicted
Rewritten, without reason or rhyme.