Shakespeare!

Pain in the rear!

The Bard of Avon we're starting to jeer!

Ideal themes!

Who really cares!

Causing our tuition to go straight through the air!

The liberal arts are too liberal!

The humanities are too humane!

A bachelor's no longer guarantees millions!

A master's no longer the same ten-fold!

How  can I strike it rich with all this debt!

How can I strike it rich taking courses with no relevance!