Sæhrímnir the Immortal Meal of the Norse
Famous among the gods
His chances of being burned alive held high odds
Cursed with being delicious and “blessed” with immortality
Caused poor Sæhrímnir to lose his sanity
His body could feed every warrior in Valhalla and it did
But if he were to be in our contemporary world he would bring joy to every kid
He would be recognized as the pig from Charlotte's Web every day
His inspiration would light up broadway
Porky pig would be inspired by him
And his pockets would have so much money to be filled to the brim
No longer will he be recognized as the eternal meal of the Norse
Instead, he would be the most famous animal to live even more recognized than any dog, cat, or horse
Quickly becoming viral daily
His power of speech would overthrow any man playing a ukelele
Sæhrímnir the daily meal no more
Sæhrímnir the eternally famous boar