Roses are red

Violets are blue

Look at me

I am Groot

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

And math is too

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You are beautiful

Too bad I’m not, too

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We’re all born smart

What happened to you?

 

Roses are red

Violets aren’t blue

Orchids are expensive

Your “love” is too

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought I was ugly

Until I saw you

 

Roses are red

Violets are purple

I’m bad at poetry

#FOREVERALONE

 

Roses are red

Facebook’s logo is blue

“0 mutual friends”

Who the hell are you?

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You give me excuses

But this hammer is new

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All flowers die

Like my soul

 

Roses are black

Violets are dead

Just like my heart

My soul, and my head

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Zippers are brass

Watch out, or I’ll kick your ass

 

Roses are black

Violets are black

All I see is black

Because I’m fucking blind

 

Roses are dead

Violets are whack

I see a red door

And I want to paint it black

 

Roses are sometimes red

Violets are sometimes bluish

I’d celebrate Christmas with you

But I’m kind of Jewish

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have social anxiety

So, go away, you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I swim in the pool

As shallow as you