A supervillain called the Rocket Racer is terrorizing the black conservatives, which is bad;

When Peter Parker finds out what the Rocket Racer is doing, he gets mad.

When Parker changes into Spider-Man, he searches for the Rocket Racer, while swinging through the air;

The Rocket Racer has no care.

When Spider-Man finds the Rocket Racer and the villain sees him, the Rocket Racer tries to attack the hero;

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Spidey avoids being hit by the Rocket Racer's mini-rockets, which is great;

The Rocket Racer is full of hate.

Spidey beats up the Rocket Racer and spins a web on the villain, which is excellent;

After that, Spidey is thanked by the black conservatives, who are ladies and gents.

Spider-Man calls the police, so they can arrest the Rocket Racer, which is nice;

The Rocket Racer's heart is cold as ice.

When the police arrive to arrest the Rocket Racer, Spider-Man swings away;

The Rocket Racer is also full of shit and that's all I have to say.