They always say "right on like Donkey Kong",

Fat monkey and little cap monkey.

What's so right about an ape?

Pixilated, pumping monkeys eating bananas together.

Better before, even after, first-person shooting games.

Blood, gore

What a bore.

Entertainment without bite,

Not meant for everywhere.

Childhood memories sweet and fleeting;

Wish games were still the same: 

Right on like Donkey Kong.