“Dear boss, please accept this resignation
I can’t cope with the stress in this occupation.”
“Dear UCAS, I’m declining. I politely disagree
I think higher education just isn’t for me.”
“Dear family, just letting you know that I might
Be gone a day. Week. Month. (A while.) (I’ll write.)”
Just short emails away. ‘Click Send to Meet
Your Thrilling Self-Oblivion.’ A life on Delete.