Blow up a balloon and let it burst Ka-Boom!
I soon seal your doom like a seal consumed
A meal for the real shamoo
Consealed I "blam!" you 
Revealed this hand tool
To steal your damn jewels
You fools confused I refuse the rules 
and give deuces cuz i'm rutheless 
you just useless lookin super stupid
and losin fluid, leakin goo from cupid.