The princess is so pretty

Her smile charms the village

She’s loved by everyone

Oh what a perfect princess

Adored by the crowds

The King is so proud

And the Queen is wonderfully glowing

The Prince is filled with pride

And the Knight, completely infatuated

Her hair is so silky smooth

Flowing graciously down her back

Her lips graced with Cupid’s bow

A soft, rosy pink

She’s gracefully divine

Intelligent beyond belief

Beauty, brains, and a sweet laugh

Her kindness drowned the land

In an unknown syrupy sweetness

But something has been changing

And the sweetness has gone bitter

The princess doesn’t smile

And the land is in an uproar

Where oh where,

Has our beautiful princess gone

And who is this alien that has replaced her