I don’t eat strawberry-flavored

Candies, save Laffy Taffys or

Starbursts. I don’t eat oranges

Or brown bananas. I’ll only eat

the stalks of the asparagus

But never the heads. I hate

Mushrooms outside of pizza,

Spaghetti and my dad’s consume rice.

I despise carrots outside of stew.

I’m not interested in short guys or

Tall girls. I can’t fall in love with people

Who talk too much or love me back.