Only Napping Beauty
A maiden fair under
Great spell of slumber
All but forsaken in high castle yonder
So shrowded in thorns in every maner of size
Truly would make the demise
Of any man, be he young or old
That might make the climb
Would he be so bold
To rescue the girl in need
So long had it been
Since any one'd seen her
The castle was no longer to be distinguished
A brave young man proud and bold
Took up the quest that he long had been told
Would be the freedom of that lady fair
So off he went to the place where he
Was certian to find that girl in need
But alas the castle he spotted
Was not the one which contained what he sought
The castle he came to
Contained a fair maiden
But no curse resided there to be broken
In he came breaking open the doors
(Though not at all locked I must let you know)
And rushed to the side of a girl in a bed
'Here I have found,' said the knight quite elated
'That treasure and beauty whom I shall save from such status'
And here the maiden, rubbing sleep from her eyes
Let out a scream, to the knights surprise
And soundly slapped him across the face
For indeed this maiden was only napping
And had no desire for such an awakening
So from that day forward the knight told the tale
Of how he had found that maiden asleep in the castle
And woke her with such a kiss that it broke the spell
But instead of true love as his payment to tell
He was granted only with a restraining order