Omnipotence.
Speacial days lead to special occasions.
special occasions lead to festivals.
Festivals are reasons to celebrate .
Celebrations are prominent for survival.
Survival is the key to longevity.
Longevity ensures Flabbergast-ness .
Flabbergasted I am today .
For, today is the day of omnipotence.
Omnipotence is anecdotal .
Anecdotes have relevance.