Just an old fashioned vampire

Singing with the radio

And all of the music

He knows from over a hundred years ago

 

I swear I’ve seen him before

With cape and top hat

He burns in the sun

And turns into a bat!

 

Just an old fashioned vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old fashioned vampire,

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee

 

To weave erotic dreams

And appear in a corner when the lights are low

To underscore the subtlety and faux tenderness,

That we used to know!

 

I swear I’ve seen him before

With cape and top hat

He burns in the sun

And turns into a bat!

 

Just an old fashioned vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old fashioned vampire,

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee

Just an old fashioned vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old fashioned vampire,

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee

 

To wake to eternal darkness and siren song

 

Just an old vampire, fleeing dawn

Just an old vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old vampire, fleeing dawn

Just an old vampire

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee

 

Just an old fashioned vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old fashioned vampire,

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee

 

Just an old fashioned vampire

One that bites but doesn’t suck to me

Just an old fashioned vampire,

In 3 piece suit or skirt below the knee