Oh My Lord (A Parody of “OMG” by Usher)

Intro [Bill.I.Am.]
Oh my… Oh my lord!
I regret what happened, so I’mma let the beat stop.
Oh my lord!
Intro [Husher]
Lady, let me… lady, let me—le-le-le-let me ignore ya. (hey, hey, hey)
Lady, let me… baby let me turn you down.
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Baby I can erase you out,
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Got me like oh my lord, when I’m with you, I’m bored.
I’ve escaped you finally,
You make me wanna say:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my lord.
You make me wanna say—oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
First Verse [Husher]
I came to hate shawty when I see her on the dance floor.
She was dancing pesty, plop, plop, plop, plopping, steppin’, on shoes.
Never ever has a lady grim me on the first night.
This was something dreadful,
This was just like kryptonite.
Honey got a booty like foul, foul foul.
Honey got some boobies like how, oh how???
Girl, you know I’m hating your, despising your smile.
Once we get to the hotel, I’m checkin’, checkin’ out, like
--Ohh (ohhh), baby you got nothing at all!
Smexy from her feet to the toes,
And I wanna refund it all, it all, it all!
Chorus
Baby let me turn you down.
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Baby I can erase you out,
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Got me like oh my lord, when I’m with you, I’m bored.
I’ve escaped you finally,
You make me wanna say:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my lord.
You make me wanna say, you make me wanna say—oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Second Verse [Bill.I.Am.]
Feel so cold for honey, frostbiting everybody in this club.
This one got me discontent,
Just off one look and I feel like dung.
Girl you somethin’ dreadful,
You just like kryptonite—oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oust my life.
Wake up handcuffed to honey, like why, oh why???
Honey looking despicable, grime, so grime!
Honey like a homeless bum, bribe, go bribe.
Lady how you do that, make a man commit suicide?
Like, ohhhh (ohhhh),
And she got nothing at all.
Smexy from her feet to the toes,
And I wanna refund it all, at all, at all!
*sing slower*
Chorus
So, honey let me turn you down.
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Baby I can erase you out,
There’s so many ways to ignore ya.
Got me like oh my lord, when I’m with you, I’m bored.
I’ve escaped you finally,
You make me wanna say:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my lord.
Outro [Bill.I.Am. & Husher]
Oh my lord!
Oh my, oh my, oh, oh my lord!
Oh my lord,
I regret what happened so I’mma let the beat stop!
Oh, oh, oh my, oh, oh, oh my, my, my, my, my, my.
Oh my lord, oh, oh, oh my, oh, oh, oh, my, my, my, my, my.
Oh my lord, oh, oh, oh, my, oh, oh, oh, my, my, my, my, my, my,
OH MY LORD!

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