Ode to ranch dressing
There is that one thing we love so much
But, everything must come to an end
Our most favorite, cherished thing slips out of our touch
Once its gone you must move on to your new best friend
My best friend was not living, but still she is gone
Her, ability to bring people-together, her sassy flavor and her bravery
Will never move on
Today I pay tribute to her, her sweetness and her savory
The first time I met her, I was drawn in
Her name was Ranch Dressing
We were inseparable, she was practically a twin
Being her best friend was a blessing
Ranch Dressing would come to all family meetings
She never missed a birthday party, BBQ or dinner
Made it to all indoor visits and outdoor greetings
Her loyalty to friendship was why she was a winner
An event without her was not acceptable
There was and will be a hole where she is meant to be
What are we going to put on our vegetables
Ranch had a positive impact on me
Her ability to bring my family together
Will be missed dearly
She also had an abundance of flavor
Which also will be missed severely
This flavor of hers is a bit tangy
But we all think she’s a hoot
Her ability to be versatile is amazing
She is perfect on carrots, salad, steak, and pizzas, anything but fruit
Her flavor is the one thing I personally loved about her
She never changed it either
Yet I cherish one more thing about her
Her bravery till she was no longer a breather
One day Ranch Dressing, realized her time was running out
Her ability to squirt on my plate began to hurt
Ranch Dressing was so brave, she never did pout
She was brave until her last squirt
I hope to be like her, when my days are few
Being positive and calm
I don’t think I could, I freaked out just with the flu
That’s why she’s the bomb
In closing, Ranch Dressing was my best friend
She was savory yet tangy and always brought people together
She was oh, so brave when her days declined
One day we’ll meet again, soon, far, whenever