Nate The Technician
There is a man whom I have known
he has knowledge that he shares
if you ask him the right question
he will answer you right there
He resides behind the screen
and his lenses reflect the light
if your caught not doing work
he will warn you with smite
and it's probably not a problem
but probably it is
if you talk between your friends
for longer than thirty minutes
he has thoughts beyond the desk
and his views can come off mean
but he's honest at it's best
and he types like the houdini
He's the keeper of the candies
that he graciously gives as treats
his wife gives him a call
and they decide what they should eat
his advice about the ladies
is heard and not forgotten
not sure if I should take it
although I'm the one who sought it
but, I digress
He's the man, yes he's the best
when you need computer knowledge
he is better than the rest
so his phone will keep on ringing
and he answers like a boss
because no one else knows what they are doing
made the system such a fuss
So he's the man that we are missing
and his name is Nate the Technician