My affidavit
Nate the sublime
With This i adduce my cold hot bars stick to your brain like they where applied by adhesive or glue.
 My words'll cut your breath short like swollen adenoids.
I am adept when it comes to stepping to thee with poetic words.
My abjective is to be adjoined with the best of the best.
 So I say adios as I adopt my new admirable swag.
Its adorable the adrenaline rushes threw my veins as I craft this poem thats just filled with adroit  phrases and metaphors.
My lines are advanced  like NASAs’ aeronautics i use them against my haters and adversaries .
In order to get threw my adversities
so when ever I fell wronged I just write a poem so adventurous it out adventures Aeneid and I flow so fast the winds I leave behind out sped Aeolus .
 The way I affix these words when your done and if you understand my method make you wanna go right on and just say affirmative.
Okay I'm going in ...
I afflict great pain with my lines its like my barz hand out migraines I cause many quarrels to break out, the city cant afford to fix the damages as I cause them to be affrighted about the words that I utter out my mouth .
cause things just become aflamed every time words start to just float out my words as if I'm on a boat and that boat is afloat.
I have so much pretend affluence  you'd think my brain would be afflicted by this disceit.
But its the after effect that at my soul seems to eat.
My lines take affirmitave action as it attacks your mental stimulus.
This is my affidavit that this has no afferent other than my pure knowledge of clever word play and never ending mental dictionary.
And as all my aficionados gather around they lay witness to the illest most realest verbal killing poem around.
My agility agitates the very haters I seem to accumulate ...
But I deal with this agonizing agony that no one can understand me so as lil Wayne said just stand under me and get out my way  I make them girls dance with no bandz b ain't nothing much left to say....