As I sit in your class

I have many thoughts that I think

From who the hell cares

To who taught you to teach?!

If only you knew what your students do say

About how you always ruin their day

And if only the principal knew how awful you taught

Your salary might go down a whole awful lot

And maybe if your lessons made any sense

Maybe your students would be less tense

If you took time to help your pupils

Maybe their worries wouldn’t be so crucial

I count down the days I have left in your class

And use all my free time just so I can pass

Finally it is the last day of school

Time to leave Mrs. Oh So Cruel!

No more classes with you

So sad boo hoo

Have a nice life

Goodbye, too-da-loo!