If not for my trusty Websters thesaurus

I'd be about as dumb as a tyrannosaurus

The pocket dictionary is a swell companion

It has helped me become an over four letter champion

That little blue book that's so full of rhymes

Do whack a do whack a always chimes

 I'm a master of words intellectual creator

When I throw it all in my poem generator

It's free online, I use it everyday

Pumping out poems the professional way

Like,

Emaciated constipated tire of french fries

Chased an unsuspecting tree to a pasture strides

And,

Loves dying stinch of unaltered breath

How exciting health care increases death

Oh the tales Hemingway could have wrote

But one would never know if he'd ever been a pote'