Merriam Webster
If not for my trusty Websters thesaurus
I'd be about as dumb as a tyrannosaurus
The pocket dictionary is a swell companion
It has helped me become an over four letter champion
That little blue book that's so full of rhymes
Do whack a do whack a always chimes
I'm a master of words intellectual creator
When I throw it all in my poem generator
It's free online, I use it everyday
Pumping out poems the professional way
Like,
Emaciated constipated tire of french fries
Chased an unsuspecting tree to a pasture strides
And,
Loves dying stinch of unaltered breath
How exciting health care increases death
Oh the tales Hemingway could have wrote
But one would never know if he'd ever been a pote'