ME and YOU
ME & YOU:
ME: 2+2= 3
YOU:Ummm.
ME: Am I right?
YOU:No. It is two plus two.
ME: Really?
YOU: Yes. It’s not me, it’s you.
ME:Hmmm. Okay. Sooo….
YOU:The answer is four.
ME: Well. That was the last problem on my page. Wanna watch The Walking Dead?
YOU:No. There is too much gore.
ME: Why are you rhyming everything you say?
YOU: Because I want to.
ME: Are you sure?
YOU: No. I’m gonna stop rhyming now.
ME:Aw. Finally!