Mattel is a multinational toy manufacturing company that's located in the United States;

Mattel has launched some new gender-neutral dolls, which aren't great.

The gender-neutral dolls can be accessorized to be boys, girls, neither, or both, as you can see;

The gender-neutral dolls are stupid and shitty and always will be.

Mattel is really stupid for making these gender-neutral dolls and that's a fact;

The owners of Mattel must be smoking a lot of crack.

It wouldn't shock me if people started boycotting Mattel, which would be a wise thing to do;

The gender-neutral dolls are also bitchy and what I'm saying is true.

I used to think that Mattel was wonderful and okay;

Now I think that Mattel is fucked up and that's all I have to say.