A list of what I do for you:

Scare you with a giant boo!

Stare for an uncanny amount of time,

Label you my partner in crime.

Make you pinapple milkshakes

To prevent all of your headaches.

Never stop thinking about you,

Try to cook a fancy fondue.

Always be there to open your door,

Never put you through any war.

A list of what I go through,

Because of the way I love you.