SMACK!

You didn't get the job

You are stuck with the job you have,

That you are no good at.

That test you studied for?

Failed it with flying colors,

Congratulations!

Your chances of being memorable are over!

Stop crying, you're pathetic!

No seriously stop!

Here is some friends, you big baby!

Maybe they can cheer you up?

And pour you a glass of water in a half empty cup.