A Letter to Nature
4587 Timeszone,OKC, STQ
9/45/775
Dear Mother Nature, You win. I give up on trying to defeat you. All my knowledge could not have a hope in trying to stop you. So, on behalf of Time, and my honor I surrender. I will leave your environments alone and make it a national law that it will be a federal crime to step on your grass. I will put back all the animals in zoos back in the wild and if must make touching a tree illegal. I ask that you please stop your attacks on the human race, such as earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions. I must now end the letter I admit your possibly the greatest ruler I have ever seen.
(And possibly the most beautiful.)
Yours Truly, Father Time.