"You don't look like you're suicidal,"

Well,

Queen Bitchness,

how would one achieve 

"looking" like they're suicidal?

Would they have to slit their wrists in front of your eyes?

Would they have to make the noose under your nose?

Would they have to take the pills next ot you?

Would they have to gas themself in your car?

Would they have to commit suicide 

in your presence

in order for you to believe it?