iSpeak
I’m well spoken
Everyone knows it
My vocabulary is extensive
Gotta talk like that if you like stuff that’s expensive
But don’t get twisted
I also talk ignant
I’ll cuss like a sailor
As I graduate from Baylor
Slang is my language
Part of my talking arrangement
Excuse me white people as my Ebonics comes out of containment
I don’t pronounce every “t”
I say uh instead of “a”
Then I tell my teachers “Have a marvelous day”
Why y’all gotta hate?
I’m sorry the words I say cause you to discombobulate
Read a damn book and your vocabulary will grow every day
Quit acting illiterate, stop being a fool
You just proving to white people that we are niggers and coons
Ebonics and proper English have a place in my life
I can’t be stupid, my ancestors went through too much strife
So excuse me for the way iSpeak
I’m just taking advantage of the opportunities given to me