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Living real life is such a drag.
Facebook, Tumblr, Vine, Twitter
When I’m in public, I’m really bitter.
My tweets are funny and often witty
I even run a blog about my kitty.
Reaction pics, gifs, notes, and reblogs
It’s been a while since I’ve gone for a jog.
My favorite thing to do is web surf
The internet is my home turf.
Laptops, tablets, computers, and phones
So many “friends” but forever alone.