to women men are dogs 

we need someone to take care of us

we growl when something upsets us

we bark just to show we're the alpha male

we bury or hide our most treasured items

we mark our territory but not in the same way

we will fetch anything a woman desires 

we get treats when we do something right

we get sent to the dog house when we do something wrong 

we run in circles just because we have no where else to go

now i agree with these statements but im an alpha male and i have my own statements to put forth

when you walk through the that door i go crazy because when youre gone my sense of time is out of whack

ill be loyal to you

ill be your best friend through thick and thin

ill lay by your side cuz thats where i feel most at home

if you go missing ill be the first to start looking for you

if you eever lose your sight i will be there to guide you

if you ever feel like taking a walk just to get away for a while , ill be there 

if you feel scared i will be the most protective being out there 

but finally the most admirable thing about being a dog is that it is the only animal that will love you more than itself