Hopes so high, all the wanted was a daughter,

by their side.

Pregnancy at full bloom

what they were about to find out would make

them gloom.

The baby was not a girl, you see, so instead of craving lettuce

the momma craved relish changing the story immensely. 

No menace occurred, no witches to be seen, only problem they will

occur is when the boy hits puberty.

Their family was normal, everything was fine, this story 

is now as boring as a bus line.