If I wrote a letter to Donald Trump
Independence Day, log 3: 7:25 AM CST, 2016
If I wrote a letter to Donald Trump
I would ask him:
how many men did you fire to
get this far?
And how many women; do you
fire them, or is that below
your pay grade?
Have you ever met an immigrant
you didn’t like
after shaking his hand and asking
what his daily wage is?
Is he taking American jobs
or is he doing the jobs
others will not?
Do you believe in climate change;
do you still call it global warming?
How high will your wall be?
Will you put your name on it
like your temple in downtown Chicago?
Do you believe in a god
that loves people
or punishes?
Have you ever met a Muslim
you didn’t like
after shaking her hand and admitting
that you’ve never read the Qu’ran?
Did you look out the window of
your steel tower when the
people of Chicago shut down
your rally?
Did you fear
for your life
like the minorities you trample
or did your gun policy save you
from a largely peaceable mob?
If I got a reply, it would say
gun rights protect you, too,
if you’re smart enough to own one.
And shoot, if need be.
Every day in Chicago,
gangbangers shoot white folk,
and aren’t you scared, living off
the red line, the stop where you
live, it’s ridden
with low-lifes.
If I asked
who will you tax first
would you say,
yourself,
or the other ninety-nine percent?
Did that scare you too,
or did your off-shore accountants
have that under control?
Do you regret
the things you say
or just when the media
or leftist crazies
call you out on it?
The bigotry, I mean.
He’d probably respond,
let’s make America great again,
because it has fallen—
let’s start the empire back up,
take my hand,
and we’ll rule the galaxy together.
If I started a petition,
it would be this year
and it would state
that the world has bled enough
and what we need
is someone strong enough
to stop it cold in its tracks.
Spin the earth back onto its
axis because
dammit, 2016, you’re drunk, go home.
We all want to radicalize.
Or to conform.
Sooner or later, we realize how similar we truly are,
that our deep tissues work
in the same way
and are the same shade of red
that the Brits wore
and that the colonists flew.
If I wrote a letter to Donald Trump
and enclosed my petition,
would you read it, Mr. Trump?
Would you consider other options,
could you imagine yourself
to be wrong?
Is this still a game to you—
are you laughing after every debate
when you re-watch it
to see, on DVR, how your hair
looked
and what you said that made
eyes turn
and outbursts rain down?
It is a giggle, Mr. Trump, and secretly, I still hope,
that this is a game for you
and you’ll fold when the hand you’re dealt
is compromised
and that someone in your circus
will tell you, alright, enough’s enough,
get out while the gettin’s good;
even if it means you make money,
even if you get your wall,
we hope,
Mr. Trump,
that you will not be our next president.
What will our children
think of our generation,
should we not go to the polls
to represent our belief
that multi-billionaire businessmen
do not represent
the people of this nation,
this shithole, this America, 2016?
Does Big Brother really
watch out for the best
interests of the common man,
the dock worker, as it was,
the sales clerk, as it is,
with his eyes gleaming from a steely tower?
I see you, Mr. Trump,
and I hope you do, too.
If I wrote a letter to Trump,
and I wouldn’t,
it would be this one.
I would post it,
and kiss the seal,
hoping for a better tomorrow,
(maybe in four years)
and some sanity in America
Again.
If King Trump ascends,
deal me out,
find me in Canada,
I’m with you there,
call me in four years or eight,
be ready for me, America,
I’ll come back for you.