I dressed up my worth
I dressed up my worth in diamonds and pearls
satin and lace.
I put it gently on a platinum plate
polished to perfection.
I served it to you and bowed out gracefully
You marched in, lips pursed
one look and sour spreads across your face
With your bony fingers, you inspect
scrutinize every aspect
You dull the diamonds
Shatter the pearls