I Like Big Ice Cream Cones and I Cannot Lie

I like big ice cream cones and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can’t deny

That when three scoops of ice cream stacked in place

Get brought up to your face

It lights up your tongue.

I just can’t get enough

Of that creamy delicious stuff.

So don’t ask me to be sharing

Cause then I will be despairing.

I’m sure that y’all will concur,

It’s the best food that ever were.

Ice cream addict. Yep, that’s me.

At least it’s not pot;

That’s totally unhealthy.

Or I could have been

Addicted to whiskey and gin.

No, I don’t need boose. Ice cream is the addiction I choose.

 

It always enhances

My night when I get a chance

To get a peanutbutter banana shake; then I am set.

 

Steak n’ Shake is amazing,

But Bobby’s is the king.

They can make a vanilla ice cream cone that

Will send chills up your back.

 

So Bobby’s (yeah) Bobby’s (yeah)

Do you have my ice cream cone? (Oh yeah)

Well make it, make it, make it, make it, make that ice cream cone.

Thanks, I’ll take that.

 

I like em’ cold and big.

I won’t hesitate to dig in.

I just can’t help myself.

I will shuffle and scramble

To get my ice cream sample.

 

So now I’m gonna go home

With my ice cream cone. Oh! Oh!

Yeah, back to Highland, Illinois

Where my ice cream will bring me joy.

You may think I’m  really crazy,

But my sanity ain’t in trouble,

And my mind ain’t muddled.

Me and my ice cream just like to cuddle.

This isn’t unhealthy. I know

Cause the calcium helps me grow

Strong bones. It also bestows

To me a serving of dairy. So,

Yeah, it’s the best food that ever was.

It’s so obvious. Duh!

From Maine to Costa Rica

It’s a favorite dessert we all gotta eat-a.

Pile the toppings on,

The whipped cream and pecans,

And devour it til it’s gone.

Also love to get banana splits.

Dream of the day an ice cream buffet

Comes along cause that’s where I belong.

Yeah, can’t wait until that goes on!

 

So maybe (yeah?) maybe (yeah?)

It’s time for us to go ice cream crazy! (yeah!)

Yeah there’s no doubt

We’re crazy about

That dessert we can’t go without-

Ice cream!!!

 

Yeah baby,

When it comes to ice cream

Vanilla or peanut butter is my selection!

I have affection for these confections

That fill me with glee.

 

It ain’t no mystery-

It’ll go down in history

As the best product of dairy.

 

Comments

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oh god

be my friend

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